The stories your river guide doesn’t want you to know.
By Taylor Buchanan – River Manager and Raft Guide at Rogue Wilderness Adventures
1. There is not a rangefinder for the depth of the river on the end of your guides paddle.
One of the most frequently asked questions on the river is ‘How deep is the river?’. Being the ever charming, and over-creative river guide that he is, your raft guide might choose to forego the so-called ‘truth’ of the answer, and instead decide to pull out his handy dandy depth finder. He may choose to stick the tip of his paddle in the water, place the other end to his ear, tap the paddle, and after a second or two (for dramatic effect of course), exclaim “8 ft.!”. Don’t let this fool you! Your raft guide IS a genius, but they have not found a way to calculate the depth of the river my listening to the vibrations of their paddle. They are simply put- ‘full of it’. Smile, laugh, and give them a wink- that way they know they need to step up their game.
2. Evil Kenevil did not do a backflip off of that rock in the 70’s.
Needless to say, after a few months of doing the same stretch of river day in and day out in the blazing sun, your raft guide’s imagination starts to run wild. He may start to look at each rock and tree with intense scrutiny, imagining what they most closely resemble, or what stunt a famous daredevil could possibly do off of them. After they have this ‘too much sun on the brain’ inspired vision, they may try to convince others it actually happened, and see who bites. Just remember the old raft guide proverb: ‘How do you tell your raft guide is lying? His lips are moving.’
3. There are no such things as right and left handed paddles.
They may even throw in an ‘the left are blue and yellow, and the right are yellow and blue’, just to see who can find the pattern and begin to help all the confused people around them.
Reality is, they are all exactly the same- except of course for the yellow and green ones for color blind people.
4. That guide was not Paddler of the Year for Paddle Magazine last year, nor was the other guide the model for the Coppertone Sunscreen when she was a kid.
This one is not necessarily to pull a fast one on you, but instead to put the ‘famous river guide’ in the hot seat. Just to see how clever they really are when under pressure. Chances are they were not told of their famous past before it was loudly repeated in front of them, and it is their job to make it seem very true. They blow it and give the secret away? They clean the portable toilet every night for the whole trip. Note: This one doesn’t work on the rivers near Los Angeles – they’ve all been in commercials themselves and don’t understand why THEY didn’t get a lifetime supply of Neutrogena when they were in the commercial.
5. The fabled ‘Pig Bear’.
Now this is one I really shouldn’t be telling you. I’m a bit afraid of the backlash from the guiding community on this one, but I believe you have a right to know, so here goes: There is no such thing as a Pig Bear. “Pig Bear?” You ask. “I’m really supposed to believe in an animal named Pig Bear?” Well, there really is such an animal as the ‘Dumbo Octopus’ and the ‘Pink Fairy Armadillo’ so is it really so far fetched to believe in such a thing as a Pig Bear? Your guide doesn’t think so, and being so well-versed in the art of creative storytelling, he MAY attempt to tell you all about it. He may even go as far as to dress up in a garbage bag in the dark of night and stomp around in the bushes making grunting noises. He may even insist you give him all your candy and toothpaste because the Pig Bear ‘has a sweet tooth during mating season’. Don’t fall for it folks. In fact I have a way to flush out the truth… Jump up with your camp knife when the Pig Bear appears, give a good primal scream, and run at the ‘Pig Bear’ yelling ‘Time to catch us some breakfast!’. That ought to turn the Pig Bear right back into a human again.
So there you have it. I think there is one clear moral of the story- your river guide is a creative, charming, and genius individual who likes to ‘get creative with reality’ for the sake of entertainment. So my recommendation? Beat him at his own game. There’s no law that says you can’t give him a big hug at the end of the trip with a ‘highly contagious rash’ right?
Great question! Rogue Wilderness Adventures (RWA) offers a large range of amazing Rogue River Trips and when you schedule your trip, it depends on what you’re thinking about doing. Rafting, hiking, and fishing all have different times of year that they shine, so we put together a list of considerations for each trip RWA offers.
RWA offers both full day, half day, and multi-day rafting trips from May 15 to October 15. We’re happy to schedule your trip anytime during the season, but if you have time to choose here are some factors to consider:
Average Temps During the Day
June – 82 | July – 90 | August – 88 | September – 84
Average Temps During the Night
June – 42 | July – 60 | August – 65 | September – 50
June – 0.5″ | July – 0.3″ | August – 0.5″ | September – 0.9″
May and September tend to have a larger percentage of rainfall, and cooler temperatures. But with school in session, you are likely to get the river all to yourself.
June is the change in season to full time summer weather, and is usually your best bet if you’re looking for a sunny day that’s not too hot.
July and August tend to be drier and hotter with average daytime temperatures of 90 degrees. In those months, a sunny day and cool refreshing water temps combine to create perfect Rogue River trips. The nights on the river are always cool though, make sure you bring some warm clothes if you will be out overnight!
Rogue River Water Flow and Temp
The level of the river tends to be higher in the spring (May/June) and fall (September). Higher water means bigger splashes and cooler water temps. So if you’re looking for a splashier, more thrilling ride, those months are for you. On the other hand, July and August have warmer water temps and slightly lower flows. Don’t worry though, the rapids on Rogue River trips are still a great time and the water temp is plenty cool and refreshing.
During the summer season, our traffic tends to be busiest Saturday-Mondays. We have plenty of room, but if you are looking for a smaller trip, mid-week will be better for you. Also, holidays and three day weekends are some of the busiest times at the river. Fourth of July weekend is usually our busiest weekend of the summer. We recommend avoiding those busy weekends if you don’t like crowds.
Hiking the other hand, is a very different story. The river is not as much of a factor when considering your timing, but escaping the hot summer blaze absolutely is. We offer hiking trips starting in early May through mid-June, and again starting in September through mid-October. These are the months with great hiking weather. So the first question you need to ask yourself is….
Spring or Fall?
Both trips can be cool in May and June days can be around 55°-80° and nights 50°-60°. September trips generally have mild days (60°-80°) and cool nights (50°-60°). Both have the possibility of rain storms, but hiking on a cool rainy day in the spring and fall is fantastic. We have the luxury of heading to lodges while we hike, so drying out is not a problem.
Ends of the season: The weather tends to be colder and rainier closer to the ends of the season(early May and October), and hotter and drier closer to the middle of the summer(June-August). Note that the temps on the trail tend to be about 10 degrees hotter than below on the river. We recommend aiming for the cooler temperatures.
The fish run upstream when the water is cool and high. Here on the Rogue, we are lucky enough to have a reservoir upstream designated almost exclusively to facilitate the habitat of fish. Although fishing is available on the Rogue all year, the world famous Salmon and Steelhead Trout runs happen in the fall when water is released from the reservoir. The Salmon run can be as early as September 1, and goes well into October. Steelhead tend to start their run a little later, usually in October. There are variations from season to season, so check with our experts at RWA (1.800.366.1647) to ensure your best chances!
Unique Rogue River Trips
While considering your options, don’t forget to check out our newly available ‘Wishing’ Trip where we bring our wine expert and our prized Southern Oregon wine.
So there you have it, a few great things to keep in mind while considering the timing of your Rogue River Trips. No matter what time of year you want to come, we have a trip available for you. If you have more questions regarding specific flows and weather patterns, feel free to give our friendly staff a call at 1.800.366.1647. We can’t wait to begin your next adventure with the RWA family!