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The Groover is not as scary as it seems. Let’s get everyone up to speed on how it works!!
When we go on multi-day raft trips, we often think of the fun whitewater, the epic food, the people, the guides, and the star gazing. When we call to book that raft trip and we’re excited about all that fun stuff, it’s easy to overlook a couple of ‘details’ when it comes to camping. Here is a topic that we are going to inform you about.
Being a guide I see many people very apprehensive of the groover. They may try and not use it, hold it, find their own system, or try and avoid the thing entirely. I am here to tell you that it is easy, convenient, and fun!
Picture The Scene :
One late afternoon we arrive at camp, and the awesome gear boater has our camp all set up for us…YES! We find our tents, grab our dunnage bags, and set up for the night. We then play some games, relax, grab some snacks, and talk about the day’s activities.
The guides make this an amazing dinner; a dutch oven enchilada topped with corn bread that you have to get seconds of. While you relax around the campfire, the guides grab your plates, and even wash them for you… awesome. Next, the dessert comes out, a peanut butter bacon crumble cake out of another dutch oven!!
You get up to go to the river, look around at the beauty and all of a sudden,…..you feel a grumble, a gastrointestinal festival in your stomach. You ignore it, but soon it is a pressing issue. Where do you go to the bathroom? How does the groover work? Why is it called the groover? These are all valid questions, so let’ take a look at each one.
What is a groover?
A groover is a very fancy and sophisticated river toilet that your guides provide for you on the river trip. We have these very nice toilet systems, that even look just like your household toilet, aside from the flushing aspect. Think of it as a scenic portable pit toilet. Your guides keep them clean and, at the end of the trip we rate our groover spots, and get a reward for best spot picked!
Why is it called a groover?
About fifty years ago, ammo cans, big 20MM ammo cans, were used as toilets. They still are used today, but they have become quite luxurious. Ammo cans are used river wide in all rafting communities. They can hold dry food, trash, spices, and just general supplies that need to stay dry. People have found many uses for these ammo cans over the years, and even so far as to use them for toilets. People would sit on these ammo cans, with no seat, just bare butt! Once finished the metal ammo can’s walls would leave grooves on your butt, hence the name GROOVER.
How does the groover work?
When you feel the time is right, you first want to know where it is located, and where the key is. Okay, so you sit down and you do your business. Toilet paper goes into the groover, and when you are finished there is a bit of Poopari, or detergent to sprinkle in. This helps break it down faster, and to keep everything smelling better. There is a conveniently placed quick Purell hand sanitizer right by the groover. Then you grab the key, and bring it back for someone else to use afterward. After the key is back in its spot, you head right to the main hand wash pump station and wash up again!
What is the key?
The key is a way of telling whether or not the groover is in use. This is generally a paddle. When you go to use the groover, you will see a paddle in the path leading to the spot. You should grab the paddle and take it with you as you go to do your business. This way, If the other guests see the paddle, the groover is open, if the paddle is gone, the groover is occupied. Please do not forget to put the key back when you are finished.
An important rule is that we DO NOT pee in the groover, it is only for number 2’s. So make sure you pee in the river before you head to the groover. Some companies provide a pee bucket that is placed by the groover. That bucket will be yellow, or labeled as “The Pee Bucket”.
Another important rule is that you have to remember to take the pee bucket to the river when you are finished. If you use the bucket, then you must in a sense flush it, or in this case, toss it in the river.
Always have fun on the river, and if you have questions always ask. Ultimately we want you to be relaxed, stress-free, and happy! See, the groover is not that hard or scary to use after all. If you need additional help or information grab a guide, we are not shy and are willing to help you as much as we can.
The first time Lloyd Morrison saw the land upon which he would eventually build Morrison’s Lodge he knew it was special. Uniquely situated on a peaceful bend of the famous Rogue River, Morrison’s has been hosting anglers, couples, families, and other adventure seekers for more than 70 years. The secluded property feels miles from everywhere but is truly only a 20-minute drive from civilization.
Enjoy the comforts of home in your lodge room, cabin, or private “tuck-away” accommodations. Kitchenettes and full kitchens are available. Or, indulge in the 4-course dinner Morrison’s is known for. Then go for a stroll along 5-acres of riverfront lawn, kick back by the fireplace in the great rooms, or make friends in the bar.
All ages will enjoy a multitude of activities on the Morrison’s grounds. Indulge your athletic side in the outdoor pool, or on the tennis, basketball, and volleyball courts. Maybe, try your luck at Frisbee golf or horseshoes. Bicycles are also available. With so many options Morrison’s is an ideal spot for family reunions, conferences, and other events. Ask us about our special packages.
For additional information, please call (800) 826-1963 or visit: Morrison’s Rogue River Lodge.
Have you heard the news? Two great river companies have come together: Rogue Wilderness Adventures and Rogue River Raft Trips’ parent company, Morrison’s Rogue River Lodge, have become ONE company!
For more than 43 years, RWA has been the leader in rafting, hiking, and fishing on the Rogue. You may be familiar with RWA’s creative trips which have been featured in Sunset Magazine, USA Today, and the New York Times. All multi-day Rogue Wilderness Adventure trips will now be launching from Morrison’s Lodge (8500 Galice Rd., Merlin OR 97532 – map). All half day and full day trips will launch from our downtown Merlin address (325 Galice Road, Merlin OR 97532 – map)
Morrison’s Lodge has been welcoming guests to the Rogue River for 70-years. We are best known for our exquisite views, delicious dining, and Northwest hospitality on the famous Rogue River. All river activities will now be managed by Morrison’s Rogue Wilderness Adventures.
We’d love to have you join us this year. You can help us celebrate our 70th anniversary! You’ll find all our trips have been specially priced to make it easier than ever for you and your loved ones to start making memories on the Rogue!
So, don’t let the names confuse you: Rogue River Raft Trips, Morrison’s Rogue Wilderness Adventures, and Morrison’s Lodge are all ONE company… which just makes us THAT MUCH BETTER at treating you to the adventure of a lifetime!
Learn about our many trip options here.
We made it! Summer camping season is coming to a close and fall hike and fish season is right around the corner. Two weeks ago we started seeing the first flitter of the Chinook Salmon’s tail at Grave Creek boat launch, and a brief moment of cool fall air blew up the canyon as we launched one of our last camping trips. Fall is coming soon, and with it a whole new set of fun adventures in the Rogue River canyon.
Many people are asking about smoke in our area due to the dry conditions and nearby fires. We have been lucky most days with only light smoke, sometimes getting denser for a few hours in the hot afternoons. The canyon has been hazy, but not altogether smoked in. All in all, we’re considering ourselves quite lucky this year having avoided not only fire, but also dense long lasting smoke.
Another frequent question is our water situation. Although we are indeed in a drought, we are lucky enough here on the Rogue River to have a reservoir upstream that started full at the beginning of our summer. The water was then portioned out to last this summer season and into October, with fish habitat being the top priority. As we are now well into the fall salmon run, we are enjoying higher than average flows for this time of year- which has been a treat for fish and thrill seeking rafters alike.
The temperatures have started cooling down, and the nights are coming sooner, making conditions perfect to start hike season. This season we will be hosting 12 hiking trips, 2 being our famous ‘Wiking’ trips featuring the best of Southern Oregon’s award winning wines. The lodges are ready to serve delicious dinners, offer hot showers, and provide a relaxing place to rest your head after a long day’s hike. Also, the trail is looking great with no major changes or updates since our spring hike season.
Fishing season has been a big hit this year! With our expert team of guides and hungry fish swarming up the river, this season is set to be the best fishing season RWA has seen. The fall Chinook numbers are above normal and the numbers of half pounders are 57% higher than the 10 year average! RWA offers 3 and 4 day trips down the wild and scenic stretch stopping at several lodges including Black Bar, Paradise, and Lucas Lodge.
So far this has been RWAs biggest and best season yet. We’re so thankful for our new friends and great memories. We can’t wait to get into the beauty and cooler temperatures of the fall- we hope you can join us!
UPDATE: Great news! Due to the changing weather patterns and a shift in the winds, the smoke and haze have completely cleared out of the canyon. Blue skies and fresh air are here again!
Writer Chris Santella recently took a trip with Rogue Wilderness Adventures. Chris’s story was published in the San Jose Mercury News.
“Standing on the banks of the Rogue River, Rogue Wilderness Adventures owner Brad Niva gave our rafting group a safety briefing on things to do and things to avoid, a reminder to stay hydrated and an advisory: “There’s absolutely no cell service in the canyon, so you may as well turn your phones off now.” My girls, Cassidy and Annabel, had been forewarned but still looked mildly dejected.
They might not admit it, but I’m pretty sure their media-deprived state was forgotten by the second rapid.”
Check out the entire story here: San Jose Mercury News Story
Rogue Wilderness Adventures has been awarded as a finalist in the first ever 2015 Sunset Best In The West contest. Announced last week, four companies made it to the final round and Rogue Wilderness Adventures made the list. We’re excited about this additional recognition and so happy to be featured again in Sunset. We do have another article coming in the July issue highlighting our Wine Adventure trips: Wiking and Wafting.
Sunset, founded by the Southern Pacific Railroad to promote travel in the West, introduced the Sunset Travel Awards to honor excellence and innovation in the tourism industry across the 13 Western states, British Columbia, and Alberta. The awards recognize achievement in lodging, dining, cultural tourism, outdoor adventure, environmental stewardship, and other categories.